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    February 21, 2015

    Retro-Dive Saturday! Diving With Gear From The Late 1950s!

    Inspired by the TV Show Sea Hunt and a recent article by guest author John Ratliff, I was invited to do an old school double hose regulator dive by world famous diver Joe R.

    Having offended everyone on my last dive because my wetsuit no longer had an ass to it, Dan from Divevets donated an old wetsuit to me.

    Dan said, “I bet you’ve never had a $500 wetsuit before?”:

    “This is a $500 wetsuit?” I asked.

    “Well, it was, now it’s just old and encrusted with piss,” he responded.

    Dan gives me a wetsuit!
    Thank you Dan!

    Joe offered me the first double hose dive.

    “I bet you want to do the first dive, so I’m letting you,” Joe said.

    I was given two gifts – a vintage, old school diving mask and a 2015 calendar from PETA, my biggest fan base, especially during lobster season.

    Joe gives me gifts!
    Thank you Joe!

    Macho me!

    I was then told, that not only would I be diving with the double hose, but I would actually be testing the regulator after Jocko of Dive N Surf serviced it.

    I think some people would have been a little concerned that they were being used as a Guinea Pig to test recently resurrected dive gear from when Dwight Eisenhower was President…

    But then I thought… “What would Mike Nelson from Sea Hunt do?

    Me and Mike Nelson from Sea Hunt

    He would take the challenge – and the scary part is, when I had those thoughts, it sounded like the character Mike Nelson.

    Plus, Jocko is one of a couple of people that I trust to service my gear.

    So, Joe gave me a briefing on this gear…

    “Just keep the regulator in your mouth, because it’s really hard to purge.”

    “It is going to be hard to breathe compared to new regulators, and will vary depending on the angle of your position.”

    “If you need to purge the regulator of water, lean to the right, so that your left shoulder is higher.”

    Holy Fuck!

    What was I getting myself into?

    I asked Joe, “So, do I at least look macho in this diving set up?”

    Joe responded, “You would look macho in a tutu.”

    I can’t help that, I guess.

    We geared up.

    Fitting into Dan’s old wetsuit was like stuffing a boiled sausage back into it’s skin.

    I had to suck in my gut while Joe and Dan held the seams together and zipped me up.

    I decided to leave my newly acquired vintage mask in my truck, and bring my regular mask – I already had too much new gear to worry about.

    We walked down and made an easy entry.

    Joe told me, “I will just follow you… stay shallow, go over the shelf, whatever… when it’s no longer fun, just go up.”

    I was diving on a steel 64 from the late 1950s, too.

    I am weighted for Aluminum, I fucked up and didn’t take any weight off.

    Also, there was no fitting for an inflation hose for my BCD, so I would orally have to inflate the jacket on the surface.

    Joe did offer to blow air in at depth, if I needed it.

    So, onto the dive… we submerged.

    Logged SCUBA Dive #487

    Dove with Joe R.

    Veterans Park, Redondo Beach, CA

    In With: 2400 psi
    Out With: 900 psi
    Max depth: 74 feet
    Waves: Flat
    Visibility: 15 feet plus
    Water Temperature: 59 degrees
    Air Temperature: 64 degrees
    Total Bottom Time: About 20 minutes

    Holy fuck!

    He wasn’t joking when he said this regulator doesn’t breathe like modern regulators.

    It was like taking a drag off a hookah with a clogged bowl.

    Me with the double hose.

    Slowly breath in… slowly breathe out…

    The ironic thing is, when this regulator was made, 75% of the population smoked cigarettes; how the fuck did they manage?

    Or maybe they were just used to being Oxygen deprived?

    The Sea Hunt Character Mike Nelson didn’t appear to smoke, only because a tobacco company wasn’t their sponsor.

    Bouncing off the bottom!
    I was way over weighted and kept bouncing off the bottom.

    Plus, I had no inflation hose, and couldn’t manually inflate my jacket because I couldn’t flood the regulator.

    Joe gave me a few breaths to fill my jacket… but it was really pointless.

    I didn’t want to waste his time, or air.

    I went down to 74 feet, setting a new record for depth with this regulator and headed back.

    I had no compass and was getting lost.

    Joe handed me his compass, but all I could do was head East.

    After we came up the shelf, it was getting tiring to breathe off that thing.

    In 20 feet of water, I signaled to go up… I had a headache.

    This was a unique and rewarding dive!

    It reminds me of a bumper sticker I once saw – “Do you remember when diving was dangerous and sex was safe?”

    We made an easy exit, but were off course by about 300 feet.

    Choked on a double hose.
    Degearing, I also forget I was wearing a double hose.

    The next dive was Joe’s turn.

    Will he break my depth record?

    Will he turn purple at depth?

    Stay tuned for the next post!

    February 2, 2015

    Super Bowl Day Dive On The Elli And Ellen Oil Rigs

    February 1, 2015*

    We slowly motored from the Eureka to the Elli and Ellen oil rigs; we all needed at least an hour to off gas from the previous dive.

    Elli and Ellen
    Elli and Ellen are connected by a bridge.

    No, I don’t know which one is Elli and which one is Ellen, but we only dove one of them.

    I freed up some space on the memory card in my GoPro.

    Before the dive, I noticed the camera had taken 123 pictures all by itself.

    Later, I discovered that I have 123 identical pictures of the below…

    WTF is this?
    WTF is this, a condom?

    I was the second one over board; I swam underneath the rig and submerged.

    Logged SCUBA Dive #486

    SoCal Buddy Diving/Solo Diving

    Elli and Ellen Oil Rigs, California, USA

    In With: 3200 psi
    Out With: 800 psi
    Max depth: 110 feet
    Waves: Some vertical chop
    Visibility: 20-30 feet
    Water Temperature: 58 degrees
    Air Temperature: 72 degrees
    Total Bottom Time: 20 minutes, or so

    I turned my camera back on and it just started taking pictures.

    I ended up with almost 400 pictures, and they were all upside down!

    Luckily, my graphics abilities are good enough to where I can rotate pictures 180 degrees.

    Elli and Ellen Oil Rigs

    Elli and Ellen Oil Rigs

    I headed down to about 100 feet and collected two more scallops; fish followed me around, like I was going to feed them.

    Elli and Ellen Oil Rigs

    Oil rigs

    It was an interesting and colorful dive.

    Elli and Ellen Oil Rigs

    Sheephead
    I love Sheephead – they are beautiful fish and very tasty, but I stopped shooting them a long time ago.

    Why did I stop shooting Sheephead?

    Because there is no sport in it!

    You could literally swim up to a Sheephead, measure it, swim back and shoot it.

    Shooting a Sheephead is like shooting your own dog.

    Elli and Ellen Oil Rigs

    Elli and Ellen Oil Rigs

    Elli and Ellen Oil Rigs

    Elli and Ellen Oil Rigs

    Elli and Ellen Oil Rigs

    Everyone made it back to the boat with no issues… well, someone lost an $80 lens to the sea gods, but nobody was injured.

    I was asked, “How were your dives.”

    I responded, “Excellent, but my ass was cold.”

    (See the previous post, if you are not aware of the condition of my wetsuit.)

    My catch
    Me with my bag of scallops and the King of Beers.

    The Rigs From Afar

    Some of us enjoyed the crisp and refreshing taste of Budweiser on the way home; Dan broke out a bottle of Jameson.

    As Donna The Hot Biker Chick told me several years ago on a rafting trip, “No more Jameson for you!”

    Another great day of diving followed by probably the best Super Bowl that I have ever seen.

    *Post delayed due to the Super Bowl.

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