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    October 30, 2010

    The Divevets 6th Annual Underwater Pumpkin Carving Contest

    It’s once again time for underwater pumpkin carving and world class debriefing!

    The Divevets have to, once again, defend their title against ECO Dive Center as the best underwater pumpkin carvers.

    This whole event sort of reminds me of Roller Derby from the 1970s.

    Roller Derby came on after wrestling and featured the Los Angeles Thunderbirds; they would play other teams from around the country, but if you looked closely, you would notice the only thing that changed was the color of the opposing teams uniform – the opposing players were the same every week.

    And guess what?

    The Los Angeles Thunderbirds would win every single time; seriously, they NEVER lost!

    Well, I sort of felt sorry for anyone on ECO’s dive team as they never had a chance to win the grand prize which was billed as “a trip to Belize or a beach towel, I forget which.”

    It had rained for a bit the night before and earlier there was a question whether it would be too rough to enter as the waves were up.

    Someone had the brilliant idea that if we couldn’t dive, we could carve our pumpkins under the running water of the beach showers.

    Luckily, conditions calmed down enough to dive.

    I dove with Donna The Hot Biker Chick, as she just wouldn’t feel safe diving with anyone else.

    Logged Dive #374

    Veterans’ Park, Redondo Beach, CA
    Dove with Donna The Hot Biker Chick

    In With: 2800 psi
    Out With: 1500 psi
    Max depth: 30 feet
    Waves: Some annoying chop in the surf zone, a few big waves
    Visibility: 4-10 feet
    Water Temperature: 64 degrees
    Total Bottom Time: About 30 minutes

    It was an easy entry through the surf.

    I had a small pumpkin and my camera.

    Donna and I ascended and started to carve our pumpkins in 15 feet of water – We should have gone deeper as I had buoyancy problems at that depth.

    I basically just cut my pumpkin in half so I could fill it with candy and money to bribe the judges.

    I waited for Donna to finish her masterpiece; I even had to rescue it once, when it started to float away.

    After that, we surfaced to look for bubbles of other carvers; I was trying to get video for PDP’s spectacular epic.

    We found a couple more groups and I did my best to document the action – visibility sort of sucked.

    Donna and I exited the water with no problems.

    Debriefing followed with hamburgers, hotdogs and – since this is a public park – “apple juice in blue cups.”

    I had no idea that Anheuser Busch made “apple juice.”

    My scheme paid off – I won third prize for my “pumpkin candy bowl.”

    The prize was a DAN first Aide kit.

    Anyway, enough of the narrative because Professional Debriefer Paul has once again done an excellent job of documenting the event…

    To view this video on YouTube, click here.

    April 11, 2010

    SCUBA Diving Malaga Cove

    Getting older and more out of shape, I was determined to get in the water today.

    The regular Sunday morning group had already called the dive off by the time I arrived.

    “The Cove and The Point look like washing machines,” someone said.

    I walked down and verified - green water and heavy surf.

    I walked down and verified – green water and heavy surf.

    The group went to check out Honeymoon Cove.

    The group went to check out Honeymoon Cove.

    Honeymoon Cove looked spectacular – you could see the bottom of the ocean from the cliffs and there were barely any waves.

    We started to gear up, then someone went to go take another look.

    Someone suggested, after looking at the steep goat trail down, that we check out Malaga Cove.

    I took another look.

    “OK, let’s check out Malaga Cove, and if it sucks, we’ll come back,” I said.

    Malaga was diveable – short waves crashing on shore with water that didn’t look too muddy.

    Professional Debriefer Paul was there for shore support; he drafted me to take “Mr. Kim” for a swim.

    To make a long story as short as possible, Paul won a YouTube contest and part of his prize was some kind of a stuffed toy bear from Korea – “Mr. Kim.”

    With too much time on his hands, Paul has decided to send “Mr. Kim” around the world on various adventures.

    Logged SCUBA Dive #368

    SoCal Buddy Diving With Reverend Al, SCJoe, Eric and Jordan – oh yeah, and “Mr. Kim”

    In With: 2800 psi
    Out With: 1700 psi
    Max depth: 20 feet
    Waves: one to two foot manageable swells, with a few surprises
    Visibility: 5 to 10 feet
    Water Temperature: 56 degrees
    Total Bottom Time: About 35 minutes

    After waiting patiently for some rouge waves to subside, I made an easy rock entrance into the shallow Malaga Cove waters and joined the rest of the divers.

    mrkimscuba.jpg

    Mr. Kim showed no signs of panic.

    After the above picture was taken, my camera froze in the “On” position, with no response from any of the controls.

    Why the hell doesn’t it do that on land?

    Crap!

    I don’t know how well the pictures would have turned out anyway, the water was sort of silty.

    But, lobsters, horn sharks and various fish were in abundance.

    I mean, the ocean floor was covered with horn sharks.

    Trying to fix my camera, I lost sight of the group – it was just me and “Mr. Kim.”

    A little pissed that my camera wasn’t working, I slowly headed for a sandy beach exit.

    Twenty five minutes later I was approaching the shore in waist high waters.

    I took my fins off and turned back towards the ocean to find a set of large waves heading my way.

    Easily diving underneath them, I was pushed above some kind of a hole where I couldn’t feel the ground.

    I thought I would have to put my fins on again, but I regained traction soon after.

    Traditional debriefing soon followed…

    Diver debriefing.

    Professional Debriefer Paul drafted our help in making an AFLAC commercial for a video contest – 10 seconds long, and first prize is $25,000…

    Professional Debriefer Paul drafted our help in making an AFLAC commercial for a video contest - 10 seconds long, and first prize is $25,000…

    I don’t believe the video is done as of this writing, but we had a lot of fun helping him make it – you will fully understand when you see the commercial.

    If he wins the $25,000, he has promised to throw a huge party for us.

    We met two hot free divers – Valerie and Tao, who decided to split a beer during our debriefing.

    Split a beer?

    We met two hot free divers - Valerie and Tao, who decided to split a beer during our debriefing.

    Yes, Valerie was driving, so she didn’t want to have a full beer.

    How responsible!

    It was nice to finally get in the water again!

    I’m thinking about starting cage fighting again, just so I can stay in shape for diving.

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