There is a massive fish die off in Marina Del Rey Harbor.

Scientists have determined that the low tide, with so many fish, starved the water of Oxygen, causing the massive die off.

A freind who lives around there told me the die off started happening Saturday, and the air is starting to smell like the Salton Sea – RANCID!

Why were so many fish in the harbor?

In March of 2011, Redondo Beach had a massive fish die off, followed a few days later by the Earthquake in Japan that caused the massive Tsunami and Fukashima nuclear disaster.

Some drunk people I know said the fish sensed the danger and were trying to hide in the poorly oxygenated water of the protect harbor.

Could this new fish die off predict another major earthquake in a few days?

Another one of my friends just said, “If you want to stop the massive fish die offs, just stop peeing in the ocean.”

On a side note, I plan to be back in the water this week.

A two week cold with severe congestion, bad conditions and a slight lack of funds has kept me dry.

The thing is, after the current air in my tanks is gone, I need to get them hydro-tested.

I have faith in my old Luxfers that they will not explode.

I was looking online for female prisoners to write – I find that I have a better response rate writing chicks in prison than any dating site that I have ever tried.

I came across this hot chick due to be paroled soon, and looked what she is in for…*

Oh, shit!

She didn’t mail in her California lobster report card that’s due every year by January 31st, of the following year.

It’s all computerized now, and unlike the lobster report cards from previous years and jury duty notices, they know who doesn’t send them in.

Mail them to:

California Department of Fish and Game
Lobster Report Card
3883 Ruffin Road
San Diego, CA 92123

Obviously, if you never bought a California Lobster Report Card, this does not apply to you.

If you did, and never caught any lobsters, mail in your blank one.

In other news, sorry, but I have been out of the water this month.

Conditions have been hit or miss:

Also, a close family member has been diagnosed with Cancer and will be undergoing surgery early next month.

I am scheduled to be on a boat this coming Sunday, so if everything goes well, I should have another diving post.

* OK, if you’ve read this far, no – you don’t go to prison for not sending in your Lobster Report Card.

That part was a joke; that is all.