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    December 28, 2014

    Where Did The Visibility Come From?

    For Christmas, my Father gave me 68 episodes of Sea Hunt, which I have so far gotten through six episodes.
    Sea Hunt - 689 episododes.

    This was one of the best Christmas gifts ever, in my entire 35 years of existence!*

    It has been a weird December; it has been hit and miss, as far as the conditions have been concerned.

    The weather has been warm, stormy, rainy, sunny and back again in random order.

    I had looked at the online swell maps and have called dives, only to find out that conditions were divable.

    I have shown up, and called it because conditions in person sucked.

    Thank you Max Bottomtime for the Saturday dive report!

    Conditions were reported as excellent, and that matched with the swell maps Sunday morning.

    I was finally going to be back in the water again!

    I arrived at Terranea Resort at 8:01 AM and met the regular dive crew as they checked out the conditions.

    It was flat as a lake, and we could see the rocks on the sea floor from the cliff.

    We checked the Cove and Point, and spent a lot of wasted time socializing as we discussed our dive plan.

    It didn’t matter where we went, or where we exited – it was flat and clear!

    We walked back to the parking lot and geared up.

    Even the most non-macho diver could have made an entry from the Point.

    A macho beach entry!
    Flat as a lake – no stress, no worry, just take your time and swim out.

    Visibility was spectacular!
    Visibility was spectacular!

    Looking back at the hotel.
    I made an easy entrance, and we all waited about 20 feet from the boulders for the rest.

    Macho divers off of Terranea Resort.
    We swam out to above Ted’s Pinnacle.

    Logged SCUBA Dive #480

    SoCal Buddy Diving with Blue Steel Dennis, Ben, Mike, Reverend Al, Chipper, Randy, Nice Bob and Libertarain Ted

    The Point off Terranea Resort, Rancho Palos Verdes, CA, USA

    In With: 2750 psi
    Out With: 300 psi
    Max depth: 62 feet
    Waves: FLAT!
    Visibility: 25-40+ feet
    Water Temperature: 58 degrees
    Air Temperature: 65 degrees
    Total Bottom Time: 32 minutes

    The Vis was great!
    The Vis was great!

    Chipper with his pet leopard shark.
    Chipper with his pet leopard shark.

    View through the kelp.
    View through the kelp.

    Checking for bugs.
    Checking for bugs.

    A reef at Terranea Resort.

    Diving through kelp.

    SCUBA Divers at Terranea Resort.

    Reef at Terranea Resort.

    Reef at Terranea Resort.

    Reef at Terranea Resort.

    A Ling Cod?
    A Ling Cod?

    The side of a reef.

    Looking up through the kelp.

    It was such a wonderful dive, I was starting to get concerned that I would run out of air.

    At 700 psi I surfaced to figure out where I was.

    I was still very close to the Point.

    Should I just surface swim to the Cove and make my traditional exit, or do a macho exit at the Point?

    I AM MACHO!

    I turned around, and submerged to make an exit at the Point.

    Everyone else headed to the Cove.

    Fish feeding.
    Someone broke open some sea urchins to feed the fish.

    An Uni bunch.
    An Uni bunch.

    A lobster off of OML
    A lobster taunted me.

    Black Opals
    Black Opals.

    I made an easy exit at the Point – I swam up, climbed on a boulder, and thought to myself, “Fuck, climbing over these boulders to get to the trail is going to suck.”

    I didn’t quite exit where I wanted to, but I am macho, so it didn’t bother me.

    A rest at the showers.
    Everyone was so relieved that I made it back.

    Kingfish Beer?
    Kingfish Beer?

    The Kingfish wonders.

    Debriefing again!
    Debriefing again!

    Chipper said, “You know when diving is great when we only talk about diving during the debrief, instead of stupid politics and religion.”

    That we did… that we did.

    A group shot!
    Group shot from left to right – Blue Steel Dennis, Ben, Mike, Reverend Al, Chipper, Randy, Nice Bob, Libertarain Ted and your truly.

    More to come, stay tuned!

    *Give or take 11 years.

    November 17, 2014

    SCUBA Diving Hand Signal Review

    I didn’t have a chance to get wet this weekend; the swell maps didn’t make conditions seem very promising, either.

    However, I have been looking through some of my funny diving related graphics and have decided to start sharing some.

    Below is a bunch of graphics from an old diving manual where the actual meanings have been replaced by alternate ones.

    Warning: These may only be funny to divers, and this should not be used by students as a study aide.

    I spit up beer all over my keyboard when I read the second to the last one.

    SCUBA Diving Hand Signal Review
    Funny SCUBA Hand Signals
    Funny SCUBA Hand Signals
    Funny SCUBA Hand Signals

    This is a commonly circulated graphic, but I believe it originated from Pleated-Jeans.com

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