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    December 28, 2008

    End Of The Year SCUBA Dive At Long Point

    Logged SCUBA Dive #326
    Old Marineland (aka Long Point, Terranea Resort)

    Dove With Dennis G., Reverend Al and Ted

    In With: 3000 psi
    Out With: 600 psi
    Max depth: 60 feet
    Waves: Pretty much, flat as a lake
    Visibility: 20 to 25 feet – Pretty damn good!
    Temperature: 54 degrees
    Total Bottom Time: About 50 minutes
    Notable Event: A Fellow Diver Had his Equipment Cart Taken

    With a storm earlier in the week, I arrived at Old Marineland surprised to see a repeat of the excellent conditions from last Sunday.

    We geared up fairly quickly, and after Dive Bum Don gave me a replacement O-ring for my first stage, we headed off to enter The Point.

    Midway through the switch-back trail, we cut through the opened fence that lead to The Point; a couple of divers were gearing up out of push carts near the new Terranea Hotel.

    The Point Off Old Marineland.

    As flat as a lake and a slight high tide made entrance almost too easy.

    Everyone made an easy and uneventful entrance.

    We swam out to drop on the statue at the Pinnacle.

    We descended; the vis was spectacular!

    We descended; the vis was spectacular!

    The Statue At The Pinnacle.

    We submerged right on target, although someone or something had stirred up the bottom.

    A Sunstar.

    A Sunstar enjoys the cold water.

    A colorful reef!

    Vis may have been slightly better than last week.

    Dennis and I broke away from the others, who had bigger tanks, and started to head for our planned exits at the Cove.

    We searched the rocks and reefs for any stupid, but legal lobsters that we could grab for.

    Again, the small ones were in reach, but the big ones were way back in the holes.

    Even some of my wide angle photos came out!

    Even some of my wide angle photos came out!

    We weaved through the kelp forest before reaching a slight stretch of sand.

    We weaved through the kelp forest before reaching a slight stretch of sand.

    We surfaced after 50 minutes and made a slight surface swim to an uneventful exit at The Cove.

    My brother brought me a beer right out of the water.

    I was pleasantly surprised to see my brother waiting to hand me a beer as soon as I crawled onto the dry rocks.

    Debriefing Begins!

    Dive Bum Don was nice enough to cook us some kind of meatless breakfast dish out of “Soyrizzo,” which, according to Don, “Is like Chorizzo but without the lips and ass of an animal.”

    Breakfast was good!

    My brother Paul tended the Bratwursts on my outdoor stove.

    A pair of divers soon emerged from the trail.

    One of them asked, “Did you see someone pushing a red cart?”

    Nobody had, but apparently when they finished their dive their cart had disappeared; it was parked right outside the new Terranea Hotel.

    Maybe Security took it?

    Maybe a super drunk fisherman?

    Instructor Ed stopped by to revisit the cast of characters here.

    Instructor Ed stopped by to revisit the cast of characters here.

    After about 15 minutes, one of the divers that was missing the cart came back to the lot and said he went to the main gates of Terranea, but that security wasn’t available because they were “chasing cats in their sewers.”

    Now the loss of the cart became even more apparent – the cart had strapped to it a bag containing car keys and a cell phone.

    Triple-A was called to break into the car, but the extra key for the diver’s truck was in San Diego.

    Just as a shot in the dark, Reverend Al, my brother Paul and I decided to walk back down the trail and see if we could find it.

    If we had to, we were all prepared to kick some ass to get the guy’s stuff back, just like OJ Simpson did in Las Vegas.

    Midway down the trail, I flagged over an approaching Security Guard; the fence was between us.

    “Excuse me, did you see a red cart?” I asked.

    “Hey, there’s a red cart sticking out of his trunk,” Reverend Al pointed out.

    The Security Guard asked, “Do you own this cart?”

    “No, but we know who does,” I said.

    “The owner of this cart is in serious trouble; every day you guys cut the fence and trespass on this property,” the guard said.

    “The fence was open, we just walked through it,” Reverend Al said.

    “You guys are lying to me; the person who owns this cart needs to come and see me… and make sure he brings his ID because I’m going to at least give him a ticket,” the Security Guard said.

    We walked back up to the parking lot where the owner of the cart was relieved to know who had it.

    Barney Fife Security Agency.

    The cart owner drove to the Terranea main gate where the asshole Security Guard basically said, “You can be charged with felony trespassing… you either admit to sneaking in or I’m going to call the Police right now and have you arrested.”

    Under direst, he admitted to it and got his cart and all his belongings back.

    I guess things are that boring for some of the Terranea guards?

    Also, sometime during my dive or all the excitement, it appears someone used the Duster as a porno prop – Terranea Security is investigating the incident.

    September 27, 2008

    A Frustrating Dive – Dive Number Two On Opening Night Of Lobster Season

    Logged SCUBA Dive #305

    SECRET LOCATION: 54 68 65 20 67 61 74 65 73 20 6f 66 20 6d 61 72 2c 20 6e 65 61 72 20 74 68 65 20 74 68 72 65 65 20 63 68 69 6d 6e 65 79 73 – Palos Verdes

    Solo Diving/SoCal Buddy Diving

    In With: 2900 psi
    Out With: 500 psi
    Max depth: 35 feet
    Waves: Minor chop
    Visibility: 15 to 20 feet
    Water Temperature: 67 degrees
    Total Bottom Time: 45 minutes
    Notable Event: This was my most frustrating lobster dive ever!

    Half the boats that were nearby pulled anchor and left.

    I asked the my two buddies, “Why would someone leave so early?”

    Jim said, “They probably started early; at least we follow the rules.”

    John said jokingly, “They probably all limited.”

    Now, this dive was just like the last dive, just a lot more frustrating…

    I got tangled in kelp on numerous occasions and I either caught shorts or couldn’t pin the legal ones.

    I noticed that the puny, totally illegal bugs will actually charge my light, while the big ones – through Darwinism – flee as soon as the light hits them.

    More than three times,  after spotting a good sized lobster, I thought, “OK, here comes lobster number two…” only to be frustrated by me getting stuck in kelp or missing it in the pin.

    This was the most frustrating lobster dive I can remember; I should have at least four, but ended up with zero!

    I surfaced with 500 psi and bitch crawled about 25 yards over kelp to the boat; I wasn’t going to risk swimming under and getting caught that low on air.

    Enjoying beer on the ride back.

    Jim and I enjoyed our post dive beers on the way back, as John turned the boat randomly to make us spill; there’s no radio on board, so that’s his entertainment.

    Jim with his lobsters.

    Jim with his monster lobsters.

    At the dock, the Department Of Fish And Game checked our lobsters and our lobster report cards.

    Getting hassled by the DFG.

    After figuring out we were all legal, they decided to mess with Jim by giving him a sobriety test.

    Dive N Surf

    It was off to Dive N Surf for the annual “Monster Lobster Contest.”

    The Lobster Monster Contest

    Prizes are awarded to the top three biggest lobsters, but everyone who preregistered and brought in a legal lobster, got a free T-shirt – I got a T-shirt.

    Divers pose with their catch

    Divers posed with their stash of bugs; I soon realized how badly I did this morning.

    Dive Bum Don interviews two lobster hunters.

    Dive Bum Don interviewed two of the guys from a group who did really well.

    “Where did you find these?” Don asked.

    “The Malibu area,” one responded.

    “Wait, I thought we were in Catalina?” the other asked.

    The next question was, “How deep did you catch them?”

    “15 feet,” was the answer.

    Dog vs Lobster

    Dog vs Lobster?

    This other guy pulls up with a cooler and a bag full of HUGE bugs!

    One lucky dude brings in his lobsters.

    Looking at his bugs, I had the same thought as when I saw my first porno flick…”How big do those things get?”

    A guy poses with his huge lobsters.

    As big as his bugs were, he couldn’t beat the 12.3 pound bug that was brought in earlier.

    Dive Bum Don interviews a lobster hunter.

    The guy agreed to an interview with Dive Bum Don.

    Basically, he caught his bugs in the “Marina Del Rey” area in “10 feet of water.”

    The bugs appear to be shallow – really shallow right now, but someone else brought in a lobster that he supposedly caught at 85 feet.

    We caught our bugs in 25 feet of water.

    56 pounds pf lobster!

    The guy weighed his entire catch – 56 pounds of lobster!

    So, totals for this morning in the group I went out with:

    Me: 1
    John: 4
    Jim: 4

    I will regain my title as Lobster Liberator Number One!

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