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  • December 15, 2009

    California Diving Conditions and Humor Report

    The weather here has been less than ideal for diving; it rained heavily for several days last week and, of course, the bacteria in the run off is always a concern after a storm.

    I have also been sick for the last week with a winter cold – coughing and congestion do not go well with diving.

    However, that does not mean I can’t fill my next entry with some funny diving related items that I have seen over the last week.

    The first feature was pointed out to me by the Mayor of Old Marineland, Max Bottomtime.

    There’s a lot of local diving references in this video.

    How will Adolf Hitler take it when he is not allowed to go on a dive trip without Advanced Certification?

    Watch the video and find out…

    To view this video on youtube, click here.

    They mention the “Warhammer Maneuver” towards the end of this video.

    If you are like me, and didn’t know what the Warhammer Maneuver is, here is a discussion thread on the topic.

    Now for the joke of the week, this one, compliments of Crazy Ivan:


    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident off the coast of Maine, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced State Troopers.

    “We know it’s late, sir, but we have some information about your wife,” said one of the Troopers.

    “Tell me! Did you find her!?” the husband shouted.

    The Troopers looked at each other.

    One said, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?”

    Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said “Give me the bad news first.”

    The second Trooper said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in the bay.”

    “Oh my God!” exclaimed the husband.

    Swallowing hard, he asked, “What’s the good news?”

    The Trooper continued, “When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her.”

    Stunned, the husband demanded, “If that’s the good news, what’s the great news???”

    The Trooper answered, “We’re gonna pull her up again tomorrow.”

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