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    August 27, 2017

    An American Dives In North Korea

    August 14, 2017

    When I say I’m going to do something, I do it.

    I used to have that kind of persistency with women, but restraining orders, jail and getting beaten up all the time made me pursue traveling as a safer option.

    However, this will also probably be the lamest dive report that I have ever posted.

    I knew the hotel had a pool, so I brought my mask to go diving there, so I can say “I went diving in North Korea.”

    The pool at the Yanggakdo International Hotel is in the basement next to the saunas and the “male only” massage parlor.

    Unlike the pools in the Capitalist west, it costs $4.50 to use the pool if you are a hotel guest.

    With my mask and underwater camera in hand I carefully entered the pool, making sure not to disturb the person doing laps on the other side.

    I could not detect any chlorine or salt in the water but it was cool and clear.

    Visibility was excellent – you could see all the way to the other side of the pool.

    I think this was the first time in a long time I did not have fins, and I forgot how awkward swimming in bare feet is; there is absolutely no momentum kicking without fins.

    As I swam from one side of the pool to the next, the temperature changed as I went by the jets of warm water that kept the pool warm.

    As I exited and left to go back to my hotel room, I had accidentally tracked water in to the lobby.

    Instead of giving me 15 years of hard labor, I was handed an extra towel.

    Video is here:

    DPRK Trip – An American Goes Diving In The DPRK – Part 11

    May 31, 2017

    May Is Great White Shark Month

    For some unknown reason, the month of May has brought many Great White sharks to the waters of Southern California.

    Great White sharks have been spotted as far North as San Francisco to as far South as San Diego.

    The Coast Guard and Lifeguards apparently use helicopters and drones to spot sharks and decide if they will close the beach to swimmers.

    Small sharks, those under ten feet, tend to feed on small fish while the larger ones eat seals, sea lions and surfers; those factors weigh in on whether the beaches will be closed.

    I’m surprised that our news hasn’t blamed ISIS or Al Qaeda for the shark infestation.

    Fishermen pose with a Great White Shark in Cuba circa 1940.Fishermen pose with a Great White Shark in Cuba circa 1940.

    The beaches of San Clemente seem to have gotten the most shark sightings; in April, a ten foot great white shark injured a woman at San Onofre State Beach, south of San Clemente.

    Shark caught off a pier

    I’m about to get back into the water myself, after an unwelcomed break of six months.

    I will soon officially announce my next SCUBA diving vacation – if you thought Albania was an adventure, this one should top it by far.

    The trip organizer had some concerns about my diving experience; for some reason they only recognize PADI as a SCUBA certification.

    I’m getting a PADI specialty card so I can officially be a “PADI” diver, which should be considered, “at least a PADI Open Water” certification.

    There’s no cross over classes from NAUI Advanced to PADI Advanced, and I really didn’t want to take a PADI Open Water class after I’ve been diving 15 year with more than 500 SCUBA dives.

    Until next time!

    Shark stepping on a Lego.

    News Links:

    May 28, 2017 : Closure lifted after sharks again drive surfers and swimmers from water off San Clemente

    Beach lovers march to the sea – shark sightings…

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