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    September 25, 2019

    Second Dive Off The Pacific Star At Santa Barbara Island

    September 21, 2019*

    It was decided that we would stay at the Rookery for our second dive because of the vicious Sea Lion encounters.

    Having been a cage fighter in training for several years, I was not scared.

    During our surface interval, there were some reconnaissance Sea Lions that scouted our activity.

    Again, I was the first diver off the boat, and swam towards the pack of vicious Sea Lions that had gathered for their next attack.

    Logged SCUBA Dive #512

    Solo Diving, SoCal Buddy Diving

    The Rookery, Santa Barbara Island, CA

    In With: 3000 psi
    Out With: 700 psi
    Max depth: 42 feet
    Waves: Slight Chop, but pretty calm
    Visibility: 15-30 feet depending on where you were.
    Water Temperature: 62 degrees at depth
    Air Temperature: 76 degrees
    Total Bottom Time: 50 minutes

    I swam through the kelp forest.
    I swam through the kelp forest.
    Vicious Sea Lions wait to attack.
    Vicious Sea Lions wait to attack.
    Sea Lion Attacks!
    “Give me your money white boy!”
    Sea Lion Attacks!
    “You think we’re joking?”
    Sea Lion Attacks!
    “Seriously?
    Sea Lion Attacks!
    “Give us your fucking wallet!”
    More Sea Lions joined their mob, but there were too many divers.
    More Sea Lions joined their mob, but there were too many divers for us to be intimidated.
    The vicious Sea Lions photo bombed other divers.
    The vicious Sea Lions photo-bombed other divers.
    Sea Lion Attacks!
    “WE AIN’T PLAYIN’ AROUND!”

    After about 35 minutes of fighting off Sea Lion attacks, I started to make my way back to the boat.

    I started to make my way back .
    I started to make my way back .
    A Bat Ray sleeps... or just rests?
    A Bat Ray sleeps… or just rests?

    The boat was not far, the Marine Police were never called – snitches get stitches – and I made my way back from another dive of cheating death.

    Back on the boat.
    Back on the boat.
    The Peace Dive Boat was spotted.
    The Peace Dive Boat was spotted.
    All divers made it back alive, so we headed to our next diving spot.
    All divers made it back alive, so we headed to our next diving spot.
    Lunch is served!
    Lunch is served!
    Tacos!  And the guacamole was not an extra charge!
    Tacos! And the guacamole was not an extra charge!

    We anchored at the South-East Kelp forest for our third dive.

    More to come, so stay tuned!

    *Due to lack of internet access, and too much to do to write while it is happening, there has been a delay in these posts. Pretend you are in 1990.

    June 30, 2018

    June Gloom And Humor Report

    The end of July will be the last estate sale that I have to deal with, but I have been working all the weekends to make that happen.

    I’ve been dry for so long, I may have to take a refresher course, or maybe just a solo dive at Veterans Park to see if I still know how to dive.

    However, with surf advisories in the news, I wonder how good the diving is lately.

    With little news, relevant to SCUBA diving or not, I would like to share part of my SCUBA diving humor collection.

    These are images that I have carefully stolen off the internet and re-posted for your entertainment.

    Farting in your wetsuit.

    If it looks stupid, but still works.

    These are waterproofed on the inside, too.

    Photoshop Shark

    This is not Scooby Diving.

    This is going to be epic!

    Take this!

    Don't get me wrong, I'm all for diving with marine life...

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