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  • April 11, 2010

    SCUBA Diving Malaga Cove

    Getting older and more out of shape, I was determined to get in the water today.

    The regular Sunday morning group had already called the dive off by the time I arrived.

    “The Cove and The Point look like washing machines,” someone said.

    I walked down and verified - green water and heavy surf.

    I walked down and verified – green water and heavy surf.

    The group went to check out Honeymoon Cove.

    The group went to check out Honeymoon Cove.

    Honeymoon Cove looked spectacular – you could see the bottom of the ocean from the cliffs and there were barely any waves.

    We started to gear up, then someone went to go take another look.

    Someone suggested, after looking at the steep goat trail down, that we check out Malaga Cove.

    I took another look.

    “OK, let’s check out Malaga Cove, and if it sucks, we’ll come back,” I said.

    Malaga was diveable – short waves crashing on shore with water that didn’t look too muddy.

    Professional Debriefer Paul was there for shore support; he drafted me to take “Mr. Kim” for a swim.

    To make a long story as short as possible, Paul won a YouTube contest and part of his prize was some kind of a stuffed toy bear from Korea – “Mr. Kim.”

    With too much time on his hands, Paul has decided to send “Mr. Kim” around the world on various adventures.

    Logged SCUBA Dive #368

    SoCal Buddy Diving With Reverend Al, SCJoe, Eric and Jordan – oh yeah, and “Mr. Kim”

    In With: 2800 psi
    Out With: 1700 psi
    Max depth: 20 feet
    Waves: one to two foot manageable swells, with a few surprises
    Visibility: 5 to 10 feet
    Water Temperature: 56 degrees
    Total Bottom Time: About 35 minutes

    After waiting patiently for some rouge waves to subside, I made an easy rock entrance into the shallow Malaga Cove waters and joined the rest of the divers.


    Mr. Kim showed no signs of panic.

    After the above picture was taken, my camera froze in the “On” position, with no response from any of the controls.

    Why the hell doesn’t it do that on land?


    I don’t know how well the pictures would have turned out anyway, the water was sort of silty.

    But, lobsters, horn sharks and various fish were in abundance.

    I mean, the ocean floor was covered with horn sharks.

    Trying to fix my camera, I lost sight of the group – it was just me and “Mr. Kim.”

    A little pissed that my camera wasn’t working, I slowly headed for a sandy beach exit.

    Twenty five minutes later I was approaching the shore in waist high waters.

    I took my fins off and turned back towards the ocean to find a set of large waves heading my way.

    Easily diving underneath them, I was pushed above some kind of a hole where I couldn’t feel the ground.

    I thought I would have to put my fins on again, but I regained traction soon after.

    Traditional debriefing soon followed…

    Diver debriefing.

    Professional Debriefer Paul drafted our help in making an AFLAC commercial for a video contest – 10 seconds long, and first prize is $25,000…

    Professional Debriefer Paul drafted our help in making an AFLAC commercial for a video contest - 10 seconds long, and first prize is $25,000…

    I don’t believe the video is done as of this writing, but we had a lot of fun helping him make it – you will fully understand when you see the commercial.

    If he wins the $25,000, he has promised to throw a huge party for us.

    We met two hot free divers – Valerie and Tao, who decided to split a beer during our debriefing.

    Split a beer?

    We met two hot free divers - Valerie and Tao, who decided to split a beer during our debriefing.

    Yes, Valerie was driving, so she didn’t want to have a full beer.

    How responsible!

    It was nice to finally get in the water again!

    I’m thinking about starting cage fighting again, just so I can stay in shape for diving.

    April 6, 2010

    Diver’s Day At The Aquarium And The Underwater Easter Egg Hunt

    No friends – and enemies – I am not dead, just busy with some non-diving related drama.

    Question: How is hooking up with a psychotic girlfriend like stepping in a pile of dog shit?

    Answer: Psychotic women and shit on a shoe are extremely hard to get rid of.

    Think how lucky the guy is who hooks up with this crazy bitch:

    To watch this video on YouTube, click here.

    And yes, some guy will be dumb enough.

    So, to all my single friends who may be so desperate to find love that you’ll hook up with basically anyone, remember the following fairy tale:

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl ‘Will you marry me?’

    The girl said, ‘NO!’

    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The end

    OK, enough filler.

    A week ago Sunday was Diver’s Day at the Aquarium Of The Pacific.

    Unfortunately, I was not able to go.

    Luckily, we can live through the adventure by Professional Debriefer Paul’s excellent video:

    To watch this exciting video on YouTube and subscribe to his channel, click here.

    And once again, the Divevet’s fifth annual Underwater Easter Egg Hunt was a big success.

    A big diver turn out, competing for thousands of dollars worth of prizes.

    Unfortunately, I was unable to attend.

    But, we are lucky again, as Professional Debriefer Paul has once again professionally documented the event.

    To watch this video and subscribe to his channel, click here.

    I will be back in the water soon – stay tuned!

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