{"id":555,"date":"2006-07-16T19:44:38","date_gmt":"2006-07-17T02:44:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/?p=555"},"modified":"2008-01-28T18:22:46","modified_gmt":"2008-01-29T01:22:46","slug":"logged-dive-194-the-most-torturous-open-water-class-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/?p=555","title":{"rendered":"Logged Dive #194 &#8211; The Most Torturous Open Water Class Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Veteran&#8217;s Park, Redondo Beach, CA<\/p>\n<p>Dove with Instructor John, Jim and about a dozen current and former students.<strong>*<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In With: 3000 psi<br \/>\nOut With: 2500 psi<br \/>\nMax depth: 30 feet<br \/>\nWaves:  2-5 foot swells, rough<br \/>\nVisibility: 5-10 feet<br \/>\nWater Temperature: &#8220;Fairly Not Cold&#8221;<br \/>\nTotal Bottom Time: About 10 minutes???<br \/>\n<strong> *Note: Student names have been changed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The first thing that John said to me was, &#8220;I think you&#8217;re going to help me teach my last class ever.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I sensed his utter frustration with this batch of students.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/145.jpg\" alt=\"John gives a Redondo Beach dive briefing.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>John gives his usual Vet&#8217;s park dive briefing.<\/p>\n<p>Gomez and his wife Morticia were the students that couldn&#8217;t make it to Catalina last trip because they hadn&#8217;t demonstrated their pool basics.<\/p>\n<p>There was a short older woman that John had to tow through the surf zone during the skin dive &#8211; I&#8217;ll call her Suzuki.<\/p>\n<p>Then there was a short young guy that got winded and &#8220;quit&#8221; the skin dive &#8212; that is until he was told he must complete the skin dive before he got to SCUBA dive.<\/p>\n<p>One of the Officers from the Harbor Patrol was there to make his last dive before graduating.<\/p>\n<p>Jodi, an attractive female ex-student was there for more experience and &#8220;just for fun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pancho, who didn&#8217;t rent any gear, but borrowed everything from a friend&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and a few other students&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>On the skin dive, I went out first to keep the group together and not have them float back in to the surf zone.  <\/p>\n<p>Jim worked the surf zone while John sent the students out.<\/p>\n<p>A young girl &#8211; high school age &#8211; made it out first followed by a few of the &#8220;non-problemed&#8221; students.<\/p>\n<p>We floated for 45 minutes as the rest of the students slowly swam out.<\/p>\n<p>I had to manually inflate one of the student&#8217;s BC jacket.<\/p>\n<p>Jim and I helped with the two free dives.<\/p>\n<p>Gomez complained that his weight belt was slipping off.  <\/p>\n<p>I told him how to tighten it, but he couldn&#8217;t do it; I had to tighten it for him.<\/p>\n<p>I think this initial skin dive must have taken two hours total.<\/p>\n<p>We all made it back to shore and dawned our SCUBA gear.<\/p>\n<p>Four students set up their gear wrong and some of the rental equipment didn&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n<p>John decided to break the class in to two groups and contunue in Catalina &#8211; Oh man! <\/p>\n<p>Catalina is going to be a long day!<\/p>\n<p>The first group was the &#8220;strong students and ex-student Jodi.  <\/p>\n<p>The cop and Jodi made it through the surf zone.  <\/p>\n<p>Pancho made it out, but when I fixed his snorkel I noticed that his tank was falling off.  <\/p>\n<p>I believe three students total made it through the surf zone for this dive.<\/p>\n<p>Again I kept the group together; Jim worked the surf zone while John sent them out before swimming through the surf himself.<\/p>\n<p>I called John&#8217;s attention to Pancho&#8217;s slipping tank;  Pancho&#8217;s BC jacket is borrowed from a friend who rethreaded the strap buckle.  <\/p>\n<p>There was no way his tank was going to be held more securely &#8211; I would have to keep pushing it up.<\/p>\n<p>Jim and I finally submerged&#8230;and waited&#8230;and waited.  <\/p>\n<p>About four minutes later the first student came down, followed by the second.<\/p>\n<p>I went up a few times to see what the hold up was.<\/p>\n<p>Pancho couldn&#8217;t submerge, so John gave me the responsibility to bring Gustavo back through the surf and in.<\/p>\n<p>Pancho and I swam back to the surf zone.  <\/p>\n<p>I instructed Pancho to get on his back &#8211; oops!  &#8211;  I meant stomach!<\/p>\n<p>Pancho&#8217;s tank came lose and fell off as we were coming through the surf zone.  <\/p>\n<p>I grabbed his tank and we managed ashore.<\/p>\n<p>I went back down to the shoreline to help the rest in, but they came in further South and I missed their exit.  <\/p>\n<p>One of the students was a little freaked out because he came ashore alone and almost panicked.<\/p>\n<p>By the time the second dive came around, it was almost one o&#8217;clock in the afternoon;  I told John that I couldn&#8217;t stay.  <\/p>\n<p>He wanted me to send in the students while he waited outside the surf zone.<\/p>\n<p>I sent Gomez out first.  <\/p>\n<p>I yelled, &#8220;Kick! Kick! Kick!&#8221; as he got thrown around in the surf zone;  He made it out.<\/p>\n<p>The short, young guy made it out.<\/p>\n<p>Morticia made it out, but John brought her back in after she complained that she was tired and couldn&#8217;t stay afloat.<\/p>\n<p>I helped her to the shore and told her to crawl if she couldn&#8217;t stand; she wasn&#8217;t even able to crawl.  <\/p>\n<p>I tried dragging her and had to yell to Pancho to help me.<\/p>\n<p>Now it was Suzuki&#8217;s turn.  <\/p>\n<p>Suzuki was accompanied by her non-student husband who will from now on be called &#8220;Arrogant Asshole.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Suzuki could not make it past the surf zone and kept washing back to shore.  <\/p>\n<p>Her husband kept telling her to &#8220;keep your respirator in your mouth!&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>Suzuki was showing signs of panic;  she kept asking us to turn her &#8220;air up&#8221; &#8211; The air is either on or off.<\/p>\n<p>John eventually waved her off after she washed back up the fourth time.<\/p>\n<p>Arrogant Asshole got pissed at me because I wouldn&#8217;t allow him to throw his hyperventilating and panicky wife back in the surf.<\/p>\n<p>He said, &#8220;If she can&#8217;t make it out today, she&#8217;ll have to come back!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I told him, &#8220;Uh, yeah.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I left soon after, but apparently John had to bring Gomez back in because he wouldn&#8217;t kick to propel himself.<\/p>\n<p>This second dive ended up being John and one student.<\/p>\n<p>Catalina is next Sunday.  <\/p>\n<p>John, Jim and myself are not looking forward to this trip!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Veteran&#8217;s Park, Redondo Beach, CA Dove with Instructor John, Jim and about a dozen current and former students.* In With: 3000 psi Out With: 2500 psi Max depth: 30 feet Waves: 2-5 foot swells, rough Visibility: 5-10 feet Water Temperature: &#8220;Fairly Not Cold&#8221; Total Bottom Time: About 10 minutes??? *Note: Student names have been changed. 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