{"id":3654,"date":"2015-04-19T23:18:51","date_gmt":"2015-04-20T06:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/?p=3654"},"modified":"2015-04-20T06:40:38","modified_gmt":"2015-04-20T13:40:38","slug":"post-apocalypse-irs-dive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/?p=3654","title":{"rendered":"Post-Apocalypse IRS Dive"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have been stressing out on my taxes for the last four months, and was working on the last draft of my tax return up until last Wednesday.<\/p>\n

Somehow, my employer changed my deductions from nine plus $217 to just nine.<\/p>\n

Also, if you send an inmate pen pal money, she does not qualify to be claimed as your dependent.<\/p>\n

To make a long story short, I think this blog will all be about beach diving for the next year.<\/p>\n

And, the IRS works fast!<\/p>\n

I mailed in my return Wednesday and got a call on Saturday from someone claiming to be from the IRS. <\/p>\n

He said that if I didn’t wire him $1,200 immediately an agent would be over to arrest me.<\/p>\n

I asked, “Great! How much time should I ask off from work?”<\/p>\n

His threats grew stronger before I just hung up on him.<\/p>\n

I needed my Sunday dive.<\/p>\n

The swell maps made the diving look iffy, but not only did I show up, I showed up 15 minutes early.<\/p>\n

I met Reverend Al, Nice Bob, Mike and new diver to the group, Rob.<\/p>\n

Rob has been certified since the 1980s, but hasn’t done a lot of diving recently; this was his first dive here at Terranea.<\/p>\n

The Point looked a little rough, so we opted for the Cove.<\/p>\n

\"We
\nWe made an easy entrance and swam to the rocky finger for our descent.<\/em><\/p>\n

Logged SCUBA Dive #490<\/p>\n

Dove with Reverend Al Rob<\/p>\n

120 Reef, Terranea Resort, Palos Verdes, CA<\/p>\n

In With: 2900 psi
\nOut With: 800 psi
\nMax depth: 42 feet
\nWaves: Manageable if you timed it right.
\nVisibility: 10-20 feet
\nWater Temperature: 58 degrees
\nAir Temperature: 76 degrees
\nTotal Bottom Time: 30 minutes<\/p>\n

\"Nice<\/p>\n

\"Colorful<\/p>\n

\"We
\nWe spotted some kind of a strange blob.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Reef<\/p>\n

\"Reef<\/p>\n

\"Al
\nAl collects sea shells.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Inside
\nVisibility was up to 20 feet in some places.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"An<\/p>\n

\"Visibility
\nRob had an interested habit of going through the kelp.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Inside<\/p>\n

When we reached 1,000 psi, we signaled to Reverend Al; he started to lead us back, but Rob was very slow…<\/p>\n

\"Taking
\nI discovered Rob’s handicap… he was trying to take some kelp back with him.<\/em><\/p>\n

I broke him free.<\/p>\n

\"Al<\/p>\n

\"We
\nWe surface right on spot.<\/em><\/p>\n

After timing the swells, we made a fairly easy exit.<\/p>\n

\"Reverend
\nReverend Al hands out shells.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Dive<\/p>\n

Debriefing was fairly quick today; Al was headed to the Long Beach Grand Prix and others had stuff to accomplish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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