{"id":2968,"date":"2014-01-29T22:00:41","date_gmt":"2014-01-30T05:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/?p=2968"},"modified":"2014-01-29T22:01:18","modified_gmt":"2014-01-30T05:01:18","slug":"dont-forget-mail-your-ca-lobster-report-card-to-the-dfg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/?p=2968","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Forget &#8211; Mail Your CA Lobster Report Card To The DFG"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was looking online for female prisoners to write &#8211; I find that I have a better response rate writing chicks in prison than any dating site that I have ever tried.<\/p>\n<p>I came across this hot chick due to be paroled soon, and looked what she is in for&#8230;*<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/lobsterfail.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/lobsterfail.jpg\" alt=\"lobsterfail\" width=\"400\" height=\"99\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2969\" srcset=\"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/lobsterfail.jpg 400w, https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/lobsterfail-300x74.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, shit! <\/p>\n<p>She didn&#8217;t mail in her California lobster report card that&#8217;s due every year by January 31st, of the following year.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all computerized now, and unlike the lobster report cards from previous years and jury duty notices, they know who doesn&#8217;t send them in.<\/p>\n<p>Mail them to:<\/p>\n<p>California Department of Fish and Game<br \/>\nLobster Report Card<br \/>\n3883 Ruffin Road<br \/>\nSan Diego, CA 92123<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, if you never bought a California Lobster Report Card, this does not apply to you. <\/p>\n<p>If you did, and never caught any lobsters, mail in your blank one.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, sorry, but I have been out of the water this month.<\/p>\n<p>Conditions have been hit or miss:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/socal_nowjan20141.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/socal_nowjan20141.png\" alt=\"socal_nowjan2014\" width=\"400\" height=\"399\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2970\" srcset=\"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/socal_nowjan20141.png 400w, https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/socal_nowjan20141-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/socal_nowjan20141-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also, a close family member has been diagnosed with Cancer and will be undergoing surgery early next month.<\/p>\n<p>I am scheduled to be on a boat this coming Sunday, so if everything goes well, I should have another diving post.<\/p>\n<p>* OK, if you&#8217;ve read this far, no &#8211; you don&#8217;t go to prison for not sending in your Lobster Report Card.<\/p>\n<p>That part was a joke; that is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was looking online for female prisoners to write &#8211; I find that I have a better response rate writing chicks in prison than any dating site that I have ever tried. I came across this hot chick due to be paroled soon, and looked what she is in for&#8230;* Oh, shit! She didn&#8217;t mail [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,23,13,9,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2968"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2968"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2975,"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2968\/revisions\/2975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}