{"id":2528,"date":"2013-02-17T23:55:42","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T06:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/?p=2528"},"modified":"2013-02-18T05:48:47","modified_gmt":"2013-02-18T12:48:47","slug":"paris-hilton-birthday-dive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/?p=2528","title":{"rendered":"Paris Hilton Birthday Dive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To celebrate Paris Hilton&#8217;s birthday, I invited her via email for a dive a post-dive celebration at Terranea Resort.<\/p>\n<p>She never responded and didn&#8217;t show up, but the dive went on anyways.<\/p>\n<p>A total of six divers showed up, including the famous Reverend Al;  a new diver, David, joined the group.<\/p>\n<p>We dove from the Cove; entry was easy.<\/p>\n<p>We surface swam to the rocky finger outside of Pigeon Shit Cave.<\/p>\n<p>I buddied up with SCJoe.<\/p>\n<p>Logged SCUBA Dive #432<\/p>\n<p>Dove with SCJoe<br \/>\nThe Cove At Terranea Resort, California, USA<\/p>\n<p>In With: 3000 psi<br \/>\nOut With: 800 psi<br \/>\nMax depth: 42 feet<br \/>\nWaves: Some chop, but easy entry and exit<br \/>\nVisibility: 10 feet, some places maybe 15<br \/>\nWater Temperature: 52 degrees<br \/>\nAir Temperature: 67 degrees<br \/>\nTotal Bottom Time: 46 minutes<\/p>\n<p>The visibility could have been better, but it was better than zero visibility&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/omlfebdscf3420.jpg' alt='Visibility sucked sort of' \/><\/p>\n<p>We followed Jordan most of the dive, and half way through I thought, &#8220;Where the hell is he taking us?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We definitely toured some areas that I had not seen in many years, and as Jordan later said, &#8220;Why see the same old stuff every time?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/omlfebdscf3413.jpg' alt='A sea urchin mace' \/><br \/>\n<em>A Sea Urchin Mace.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Even though it wasn&#8217;t a great day for photos, Jordan pointed something out that we couldn&#8217;t identify and I was able to take a picture of it for later identification.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/omlfebdscf3423.jpg' alt='What is this?' \/><br \/>\n<em>So what is this?  It looks like a yellow booger of some sort.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>During my attempts at photography, we lost Jordan.<\/p>\n<p>I thought I lost SCJoe a few times, but he was always there, usually right behind or above me.<\/p>\n<p>We surfaced to get a bearing, and discovered we were way on the other side of the Cave in about 25 feet of water.<\/p>\n<p>We took new compass headings and  headed in.<\/p>\n<p>We all had easy exits.<\/p>\n<p>The beach was crowded with tourists and other onlookers. <\/p>\n<p>The first thing I said once we were ashore, in my best foreign accent, was &#8220;Did we reach America?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There was a dive boat anchored nearby.<\/p>\n<p>We were asked, again, if we were with the boat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Uhm, no, we are poor divers, the divers on the boat are rich divers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/omlfebdscf3429.jpg' alt='The ghetto grill cooks Brats' \/><br \/>\n<em>The Ghetto Grill cooked some Beer Brats.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/omlfebdscf3430.jpg' alt='Debriefing' \/><\/p>\n<p>Traditional debriefing ensued.<\/p>\n<p>New diver David said that he&#8217;s not a beer person.<\/p>\n<p>Someone jokingly said, &#8220;Well, I have a couple line of coke over here, if you want.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We explained to him, that you don&#8217;t have to drink beer, just bring beer.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/wp-content\/omlfebdscf3434.jpg' alt='Macho T-shirt' \/><br \/>\n<em>Jordan wore one of the best diving themed T-shirts I had ever seen.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>All in all, even though Paris Hilton didn&#8217;t show up for her birthday dive, it was a good day.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rfEJCOQBZdo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>To view this video on YouTube, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rfEJCOQBZdo\" target=\"_new\">click here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To celebrate Paris Hilton&#8217;s birthday, I invited her via email for a dive a post-dive celebration at Terranea Resort. She never responded and didn&#8217;t show up, but the dive went on anyways. A total of six divers showed up, including the famous Reverend Al; a new diver, David, joined the group. 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