{"id":1845,"date":"2010-04-06T11:29:10","date_gmt":"2010-04-06T18:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/?p=1845"},"modified":"2010-04-06T11:37:55","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T18:37:55","slug":"divers-day-at-the-aquarium-and-the-underwater-east-egg-hunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/?p=1845","title":{"rendered":"Diver’s Day At The Aquarium And The Underwater Easter Egg Hunt"},"content":{"rendered":"

No friends – and enemies – I am not dead, just busy with some non-diving related drama.<\/p>\n

Question: <\/strong>How is hooking up with a psychotic girlfriend like stepping in a pile of dog shit?<\/p>\n

Answer:<\/strong> Psychotic women and shit on a shoe are extremely hard to get rid of.<\/p>\n

Think how lucky the guy is who hooks up with this crazy bitch:<\/p>\n

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To watch this video on YouTube, click here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And yes, some guy will be dumb enough.<\/p>\n

So, to all my single friends who may be so desperate to find love that you’ll hook up with basically anyone, remember the following fairy tale:<\/p>\n

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl ‘Will you marry me?’ <\/p>\n

The girl said, ‘NO!’ <\/p>\n

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.<\/p>\n

The end
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OK, enough filler.<\/p>\n

A week ago Sunday was Diver’s Day at the Aquarium Of The Pacific.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, I was not able to go.<\/p>\n

Luckily, we can live through the adventure by Professional Debriefer Paul’s excellent video:<\/p>\n

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To watch this exciting video on YouTube and subscribe to his channel, click here.<\/a><\/p>\n

And once again, the Divevet’s fifth annual Underwater Easter Egg Hunt<\/a> was a big success.<\/p>\n

A big diver turn out, competing for thousands of dollars worth of prizes.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, I was unable to attend.<\/p>\n

But, we are lucky again, as Professional Debriefer Paul has once again professionally documented the event.<\/p>\n

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To watch this video and subscribe to his channel, click here.<\/a><\/p>\n

I will be back in the water soon – stay tuned!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No friends – and enemies – I am not dead, just busy with some non-diving related drama. Question: How is hooking up with a psychotic girlfriend like stepping in a pile of dog shit? Answer: Psychotic women and shit on a shoe are extremely hard to get rid of. Think how lucky the guy is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,25,10,27],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1845"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/psychosolodiver.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}